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Ever
since Corvette #00001 first met Corvette #00002 on the road,
their drivers saluted each other with waves.
Today, unfortunately, this grand and glorious tradition is wavering.
There’s one item of standard equipment that comes as a pleasant surprise
to every new Corvette owner. It’s an instant wave of recognition they
receive when they meets one of their ilks on the road. The first time it
happens, they will be taken by surprise. He immediately thinks:
·
He has
been mistaken for Sterling Moss.
·
His
lights are on.
·
He has
just been given the bird.
Soon, however, the new
Corvette owner anticipates, indeed even relishes,
encountering other Corvettes as he drives. During this period,
he experiments with his waves, running the gamut from the gaping “yoo hoo”
to the ultra cool “two finger flip.”
He perfects his timing, making sure he affects neither a too-early wave,
nor the jaded “oh brother” too-late variety. Determined not to be one
upped,
he even develops a defense mechanism for non-wavers,
usually settling on the “Wave?
My hand was just on
the way to scratch my head” approach. (This is especially useful when
you’re not driving your Corvette, but you forget, and like a dummy you
wave anyway.)
Indeed, one of the
most perplexing problems facing a would-be waver is what to do
when driving next to a fellow Corvette owner. Passing him going opposite
directions is one thing. Greetings are exchanged, and that’s that. But,
what happens when you pull up next to a guy at a light, wave, nod, smile,
and then pull up to him at the next light, a block later? Wave again? Nod
bashfully? Grin self-consciously? Ignore him? Or take the chicken’s way
out and turn down the next side street? If you’re expecting an answer, you
won’t find it here.
Sad to say, some questions don’t have any.
Girl-type Corvette
drivers also have a unique problem: To wave or not to wave.
This miss or misses who borrows her man’s Corvette for the first time is
immediately faced with that quandary. Should she wave first and look
overly friendly, or ignore the wave and look like a snob? Most ladies who
drive their own Corvette prefer to suffer the latter rather than take a
chance of being misread. For this reason, all girls are excused for
occasionally failing to return a well-meaning wave. So are new owners who
are still learning the ropes.
There is no excuse,
however, for a guy who refuses to return the wave, not out of ignorance,
but of arrogance or apathy. While this type of behavior is the exception
to the rule, it seems a few owners of newer models [remember this article
was written in 1969] refuse to recognize anything older than theirs, while
some others simply won’t wave period. Boo on them.
These ding-a-lings
don’t seem to realize that they are helping to squash a tradition that had
its beginnings back when most of us were still driving tootsie toys.
So now you know the
meaning behind “Save the Wave!”
This is a reprint
of an article, titled “SAVE THE WAVE”
that appeared in the August / September 1969 issue of the Corvette
News.
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